Next time send me a pigeon!!!

I know most of you are very intelligent people; that much can be easily inferred from the comments you have been making in this here blog thingy.

But maybe, just maybe, there is someone amongst the souls who come across this thingy who doesn’t quite understand that an e-mail does not need to be preceded by a herald.

I am talking about people the likes of those who phone you just after pressing the “send” icon on their e-mail client.

And what do they say when you answer the phone?!

“I’ve just sent you an e-mail, please answer back fast, bye. Click”

Yes, if it weren’t for those phone calls I would never dream of checking my f!”#$#” e-mail!!!

Imagine how many messages would have gone unread, un-replied, if it weren’t for those phone calls.

(for those less savvy creatures who actually make this kind of phone calls: the last two sentences are S A R C A S M, you can check out what this word means by clicking this L I N K)

At first I would simply make fun of these calls. Then I started getting mad at people for doing such idiotic things. Afterwards I started pitying them. Some time later I started pitying ME for having to put up with them.

Now I only wish we could ship’em off to a different planet (I know, I know, Douglas Adams' theory is that is exactly how those idiots got here in the first place).