Never mind, it's just gas...
British scientists assert there are no UFOs. After 30 years of research the conclusion is that there are no aliens, just gas.
So, for all the conspiracy nut cases out there this is as solid as claiming the brits have captured an alien spacecraft. Why else would they go to all this trouble just to deny the existence of UFOs?
I bet old Icke will say Queen Elizabeth, who EVERYBODY knows is a reptilian alien vampire with over 200 years of age, is just making us ignore any suspicious signs so the rest of the alien fleet can close in on us!
PS: Two unrelated e-mails confirm the conspiracy theory folks are actually right! Both Tinker Bell and the Tooth Fairy assured me an invasion is in fact imminent!
So, for all the conspiracy nut cases out there this is as solid as claiming the brits have captured an alien spacecraft. Why else would they go to all this trouble just to deny the existence of UFOs?
I bet old Icke will say Queen Elizabeth, who EVERYBODY knows is a reptilian alien vampire with over 200 years of age, is just making us ignore any suspicious signs so the rest of the alien fleet can close in on us!
PS: Two unrelated e-mails confirm the conspiracy theory folks are actually right! Both Tinker Bell and the Tooth Fairy assured me an invasion is in fact imminent!
posted by DCveR at 12:59 PM
7 Comments:
It's a never ending cycle. When we actually study the paranormal, the conspiracy nuts just add the studies to their delusions.
duh!!!! ufo s are INVISIBLE!!!
simply put- the fibers are out of this world thus easily modified to decrease the visibility factor inside this atmosphere-
-i'm an ailien, is how i know
We hide our ships with paint from our homeworld in the Sultheda Nebula - it's so shiny that photons actually skive across its surface. They're never reflected, so we're never visible.
You'll know a Sulthedan by their heads, they're on their middle fingers.
you KNOW that you've just set your blog up to be under secret surveillance from here on out....
(tgov taking measures to remain anonymous to Big Brother)
vikings: Delusions? What delusions? Can't you see they have sattelites to read our brain waves?
ale: That's scary... it's liking driving a car amidst heavy fog! One of these days a UFO will surely bump into another UFO!
chill daddy: What about Sulthedan's funny ties? Are those some hierarchical symbol?
anonymous: I fear not! They may find my blog but they'll never find me. (I'm wearing my alien protection helmet, a pointy cone made out of tin foil)
noooo silly, the UFO's can see each other! we cant see them. :)
Yeah, man, adjust your cone, it's interfering with brainwave transmissions.
(and we wear ties to blend in with the humans)
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