Snooping
Overheard on the train:
(…)
Woman 1: Can you believe this? She wanted me to pay for the wedding reception!
Woman 2: But you said her boyfriend is a nice guy?!
Woman 1: He is. And he has a nice job too.
Woman 2: I don’t get it…
Woman 1: Honey, everything is ok while they are just dating, the moment they get married it all comes down. I’m not spending money for them to get divorced in a couple of years!!!
Woman 2: What did your daughter say about it?
Woman 1: That bitch said she would do without my money and she wouldn’t invite me for the reception!!!
Woman 2: You could help her, even if you don’t want to pay it all, no?
Woman 1: I’ll help her as much as her father, not a cent!!! Her marriage won’t last any longer than mine!!!
Woman 2: Still she is your daughter!
At this point I turned my mp3 player on, so I can’t tell you how the rest of the conversation went.
(…)
Woman 1: Can you believe this? She wanted me to pay for the wedding reception!
Woman 2: But you said her boyfriend is a nice guy?!
Woman 1: He is. And he has a nice job too.
Woman 2: I don’t get it…
Woman 1: Honey, everything is ok while they are just dating, the moment they get married it all comes down. I’m not spending money for them to get divorced in a couple of years!!!
Woman 2: What did your daughter say about it?
Woman 1: That bitch said she would do without my money and she wouldn’t invite me for the reception!!!
Woman 2: You could help her, even if you don’t want to pay it all, no?
Woman 1: I’ll help her as much as her father, not a cent!!! Her marriage won’t last any longer than mine!!!
Woman 2: Still she is your daughter!
At this point I turned my mp3 player on, so I can’t tell you how the rest of the conversation went.
posted by DCveR at 8:14 AM
14 Comments:
ohhhhh my goodness dcver how could you not listen to the rest!?!!!!!
i'm dyyyyyying to know if the bitch will invite her mom to the reception even if she wont pay a cent more than the dad... oh, how MUCH IS the dad going to help with??? these are some v important questions!!!!
..amm... i'm kidding...
Stories like this make me ever more tahnkful for having a loving, caring, loyal, support at all costs family.
How sad.
Woman 1: Now that I think about it, perhaps I'm being a bit pessimistic about the whole thing. I love my daughter and I suppose I'll just get a second mortgage or something and make her big day as special as possible. It's only money - she's more important.
Were you listening to Snoop Dog on your mp3, DC?
That was both funny and sad!
he was listening to asher
Ooh, spooky, marriages/weddings seem to be on everyone's minds at the moment.
Dcver, you are too ethical, next time you have to hear the rest of the conversation to report it back to us.
The bitch won't invite her mum to the wedding because of money!
ale: It seemed to me that the father wasn't putting in any money either, anyway the mother's atitude was so obnoxious I felt music would be a much better company. And you're right, I prefer asher to snoop dog. How did you guess?
phoenix: Amen!
chill daddy: Don't really think someone who refers to her own daughter the way she did would get there...
cream: Nope. Not really one of my favs, snoop dog.
annie: It wasn't out of ethics I didn't listen to the rest, the woman was just too obnoxious to keep listening.
starlet: It seems money comes first to some people, sad as it may be.
christine: I admit I was laughing while listening too. Well, me and half the people on that train car, the creature was rather loud and I guess everybody was listening.
Wow, the mother is probably right, what chance the daughter for a normal, happy well adjusted marriage with such a screw up for a mother!
She fails to realise that most of the blame should really be down to her attitude.
gordy: Right you are! Still even in most of the broken families I've come across both parents love their kids and want their kids happiness. I had never witnessed something like this.
TGOV: Eloping is nice. Small parties are nice. Whatever the couple chooses is nice. Who needs a big reception anyway? But I got the feeling the bride-to-be wanted a real reception...
Woman 2: She's still your daughter.
Woman 1: I have no daughter.
Woman 2: Yes you have.
Woman 1: I'll soon have no friends if you don't shut it.
Woman 2: Hey, I like the kinky guy with the mp3 player.
Woman 1: I've seen his photo in the news and I'm sure there's a police order to keep him away from trains.
Woman 2: Still, I find those dayglo spandex leggings a real turn on.
Woman 1: And it would certainly be an improvement if he washed that beard.
Train pulls into station.
Woman 2: Don't catch his eye, I've seen his type before.
Woman 1: Yeah and so has my daughter, she's marrying one.
They disappear in to the daily throng. Camera pulls away to longshot of protesting Dcver being apprehended by the local Gendarmerie. THE END. (or is it?)
dan: ROFL Man that is almost an Hollywood script!!!
D,
ROFL ?
Rolling On the Floor Laughing
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