Forgiveness
The dying hubbie in bed while the sorrowful widow-to-be holds his hand:
- Honey, there is something I must confess…
- Never mind dear.
- No, I really have to… I screwed your sister…
- I know dear.
- And my secretary.
- Yes, dear I know.
- Can you forgive me?
- Yes, dear I forgive you.
- How could I’ve done this? Cheating on you with every woman I could…
- Relax dear, it doesn’t matter now.
- You are such an angel…
- Hush now… the poison is just taking effect…
(My favorite colleague always sends some inspiring mails. I wonder if I should worry because Good Half and her get along quite well...)
- Honey, there is something I must confess…
- Never mind dear.
- No, I really have to… I screwed your sister…
- I know dear.
- And my secretary.
- Yes, dear I know.
- Can you forgive me?
- Yes, dear I forgive you.
- How could I’ve done this? Cheating on you with every woman I could…
- Relax dear, it doesn’t matter now.
- You are such an angel…
- Hush now… the poison is just taking effect…
(My favorite colleague always sends some inspiring mails. I wonder if I should worry because Good Half and her get along quite well...)
posted by DCveR at 8:48 AM
9 Comments:
Be worried, D. Be verrrry worried :-D
Or just be good to Good Half.
Hilarious! I must send them to my coworkers :-)
:lol:
GG: I think I'll go with the second one. ;)
Haha!
Yeah, just be good. No need to worry if you're good.
I'm that widow, D.
:)
viking: I don't have much choice. And to make things harder Good Half is also a great shooter.
bunny jo: I couldn't imagine you poisoning anyone. Not even a treacherous husband. No. Sorry, I am lying. I could. :P
roflmao! I love that one.
bent: I had the feeling you would love it... dunno why, but I get the feeling there is an evil side to you too ;)
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