Dark Side Award # 1
The anti-award of the Twilight Zone: the Dark Side Award, by opposition to the Light Side Awards.
It had to be created, to distinguish those stupid, annoying things you can’t just ignore, sadly I must add...
And this first Dark Side Award goes to the Spammers, not just the ones that have been attacking this blog but to all the Spammers in the Universe.
What is a Spammer? The lowest life form ever. Someone that knows how little value his/her message has to the point of needing to trust in bulk mailing/posting to make sure a small number of people will be gullible enough to pay any attention to it.
Message to all Spammers:
There is no need for you to come here and thank for this award.
You are not welcome here.
Everything you post here will be deleted.
Get lost.
It had to be created, to distinguish those stupid, annoying things you can’t just ignore, sadly I must add...
And this first Dark Side Award goes to the Spammers, not just the ones that have been attacking this blog but to all the Spammers in the Universe.
What is a Spammer? The lowest life form ever. Someone that knows how little value his/her message has to the point of needing to trust in bulk mailing/posting to make sure a small number of people will be gullible enough to pay any attention to it.
Message to all Spammers:
There is no need for you to come here and thank for this award.
You are not welcome here.
Everything you post here will be deleted.
Get lost.
posted by DCveR at 9:01 AM
9 Comments:
You mean you didn't like my email imploring you to get your breasts augmented? Fine! Be that way. ;)
A makeover? Become a Marylin Manson look alike maybe? LOL
...And just think, I thought spammers were little men who went from email to email selling spam sandwiches. Enjoying your blog, would like to add it to my favs.
Marilyn or that lead singer from Prodigy. What a handsome lad.
http://www.ritachu.com/jon/Pictures/weirdal/alshow/ep3604-prodigy_al.jpg
I am half Portugues myself, but living in Canada. What part of Portugal are you from?
bent: Handsome?! Next thing you'll say the Osborns are a normal family...
enigma: from Lisbon, but living in the suburbs now
Haha I used to think spam was a think you made sandwiches with too.
Please share...how do you know spammers before you go to their link?
Easy GG: I have ESP
Well, not really, there are some signs.
Type of message: off topic, most often with a quick compliment, followed by an invitation to visit some site or blog usually promising something from great stock options to salvation, sometimes messages I have already seen in other blog’s comments
Number/frequency: same message posted over and over.
Don't worry, no innocent comments will be deleted. Even if I don't agree with any comment it won't be deleted unless it is spam or offensive for someone else.
By the way is spam (the food now) popular there?
No, spam the food is not popular here. People still prefer real meat.
I once got what I thought was an innocent comment, and there it was, a spammer. I was hoping there was some way to recognise the buggers before I click on their link. I have esp too, but not with them.
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