I was mean. I mean was nastier than the usual mean status inherent to my terrible self… When most of my colleagues saw this scene they laughed and most of us wondered if it was on purpose or not. Then I had THE nasty idea, I’ve got no camera here but I can easily draw it, scan it after lunch and post it out of context. And the keyword here would be context. (How I wish I had the photo) This woman is 37 looking 49. Ugly. Dim witted. Boring. The looks of a worn out junkie street walker, the charms of an old Waggoner… Well, probably the least attractive woman I ever met. Let me say this was her best angle, any other would betray my terrible purpose. Out of context everybody would take this drawing for some beautiful lust inspiring muse.
haha! that's a most typical sight! I mean, it's virtually impossible to keep those things hidden. Even though you run the risk of odd people pulling on them when you aren't expecting I am still yet to find away to keep mine from showing!
hmmm, intentional is tacky. I used to wonder why guys would always choose the bike directly behind the elliptical machine I was using at the gym (when there were 20 others unused) One day I found out a good possibility why! XD
lisa: There goes a great distance from admiring Dali's work to drawing anywhere near his level. I can, at times, make a few perceptible scratches that slightly resemble reality, and that is it. I enjoy doing so, but I don't even consider myself an artist because I do it. Sorry to disappoint you. :)
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Nice..although I would have preferred a photo :-)
Soooo...did you guys get any work done?
that's so 8 years ago! and even then it was only popular in south beach, Miami--
Morale at work would be higher if I had that view.
At least she covered her crack. That would ruin lunch PDQ.
Low cuts revealed
I was mean.
I mean was nastier than the usual mean status inherent to my terrible self…
When most of my colleagues saw this scene they laughed and most of us wondered if it was on purpose or not.
Then I had THE nasty idea, I’ve got no camera here but I can easily draw it, scan it after lunch and post it out of context.
And the keyword here would be context.
(How I wish I had the photo)
This woman is 37 looking 49. Ugly. Dim witted. Boring.
The looks of a worn out junkie street walker, the charms of an old Waggoner…
Well, probably the least attractive woman I ever met.
Let me say this was her best angle, any other would betray my terrible purpose.
Out of context everybody would take this drawing for some beautiful lust inspiring muse.
gordy: do you still want pics? :P
tacit: you lost the bet
GG: work went on as usual
ale: they are still popular in some places of this planet
bent: much higher - all other women would have their egos boosted
bunnyjo: details, details...
penny lane: hope you don't relate that much...
haha! that's a most typical sight! I mean, it's virtually impossible to keep those things hidden. Even though you run the risk of odd people pulling on them when you aren't expecting I am still yet to find away to keep mine from showing!
emma: there is good chance she pulled it up knowing guys would be sitting behind her...
Very wicked, Dcver, to put it out of context. And you made her look so pretty in your drawing too. Wicked.
You said the 'U' word. Ugly. haha, does that mean you'll get another email from that person about not serious posts again?
Ale, what do you say now?
I wonder if she also works on plumbing in her spare time?
plumbing? why? I have no idea...
hmmm, intentional is tacky. I used to wonder why guys would always choose the bike directly behind the elliptical machine I was using at the gym (when there were 20 others unused) One day I found out a good possibility why! XD
Okay, so now we know the plumber-ass-crack must be a completely American phenomenon!!
lisa: There goes a great distance from admiring Dali's work to drawing anywhere near his level. I can, at times, make a few perceptible scratches that slightly resemble reality, and that is it. I enjoy doing so, but I don't even consider myself an artist because I do it. Sorry to disappoint you. :)
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